smashed face

An intense adjective used to describe something pleasant or nice. Could pertain to a feeling, a smell, someones appearance, etc. The complete opposite of "smashed ass."

I feel like smashed face.

Yummy, something smells like smashed face!!

Your dad looks like smashed face.

Smashed face pertains:
feeling: I love you <3333
Smell: mmmm!! mom's home made baked cookies!!
appearance: Man!! is she hot or what?!

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smash face

1.ugly ass broad 2.fugly male or female. 3.fubar face 4. a person so ugly that when they were born the doctor slapped the mother:0)

-your sis tried hooking me up with her friend but she has smash face!
-dudes never gonna get laid with that smash face:0(

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smash face

the art of making out

jordan was playing smash face with that ugly whore

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Smashing Face

Hardcore french kissing, may result in bleeding or bruises.

Amy: Me and Ryan were smashing face last night, he bled all over me when I accidentally made his lip bleed with my teeth, twice!
Kitty: Was it fun?
Amy: Hell yea! It was the best we've ever had!

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Hammer Smashed Face

Drunk to an extreme degree.

Pat: "Dude, i fel like shit. what happened last night?"
Alex:"You were more than drunk man, you were hammer smashed face!"

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smashed crab face

To have a pudgy, rectangular face in the form of a a deep sea crustacean, 'Crab'

Renee Zellweger has a smashed crab face

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face smashing

Another term for kissing.

Face smashing is so much fun. I wish I could face smash all day.