Smashede

A stampede of drunks.

After the bar closed there was a smashede of drunks out the door.

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smashedness

The level to which one is smashed. See: drunk, etc.

"My level of smashedness has just reached 12 on a scale of 1 to 11. (see Spinal Tap)

Smasheder

Being more than smashed.

When you are smashed,but can still get smasheder.