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Smeaton is a town near Creswick. It has a mill (closed), a milkbar (closed), a primary school (closed), and a pub.
Don't go to Smeaton, it's a ghost town.
To cock block someone in the process of trying to wingman them
I was nearly in with that girl but my mate totally pulled a smeaton
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Another name for vaginal smegma.
Female equivalent of knob cheese.
"Wash your snatch. I ain't eatin' no smeaton!"
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John Smeaton - Hero For Our Time, the man who saved Glasgow Airport from a terrorist attack on 30/6/07.
“This is Glasgow, and we’ll no accept this. You try this and we’ll set about ye!!!” John Smeaton 30/06/07.
John Smeaton once ate an after eight at ” hauf seven ” !
John Smeaton can unscramble a scrambled egg!
When Smeaton peels an onion, the onion greets.
Giraffes were created when John Smeaton hit a horse with an uppercut.
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To rugby tackle someone to protect others
e.g John Smeaton tackling terrorists at Glasgow Airport
If that guy doesnt stop hassling those girls i'm going to do a smeaton on his ass...
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Pushes trolleys around the street as an old man watches... and gives him money... the best money of his life
You see that white haired guy pushing a trolley there he is Ben Smeaton the 2nd