smeaty

super meaty. Soon to be a restaurant. Started in a simple game of Scrabble between two matthews...

I am gonna go eat the delicious mashed potatoes at Smeaty's, where mary's always cookin.

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Smeaty

When something is sweaty and meaty.

My wang is very smeaty.

smeaty

to be smelly and sweaty at the same time.

Hey, you should really go shower, come on you just went to the gym and you are smeaty.

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smeaty meat

A male with a small penis

Girl, I had sex last night with my new booty call and he had a smeaty meat! I had to ask if he was in yet!