An obese male or female who's genitals are so filthy they should probably be put through a car wash.
I'm going on a blind date tonight, I hope it doesn't turn out to be another Smegmonster!
A Human like creature with a receding hairline and cheesy penis often seen drinking stella on field 3
Woah look moma it's the smegmonster!
Dont look it in the eye son you'll catch the bald.