Sir Smithington

Right before coming in a girl's mouth during oral sex, the man would take it out, "knight her" (touch one shoulder, than the other, with his penis, like a knight in the middle ages), come in her face and smack her across the face with his penis.

Last night, Jenny was being a bitch, so I gave her a Sir Smithington.

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Smithington

The original Wordington, predating Wordington by 20 years. However, Smithington is known for being a lot more white than Wordington is. All residents of Smithington, just as Wordington residents are obsessed with gay black men, are obsessed with women turning into Agent Smith clones, possibly to the dregree of a twinning fetish.

Smithington is often used to describe questionable behavior of teens in the early 2000s

P1: When I was 14 I drew Chester Bennington getting sexually harassed by a spider
P2: Ahhh yes, the Smithington Linkin Park fan