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The art of simultaneously fake smiling and nodding when asked to perform a task that you consider to be unnecessary, counter productive, or excessive, and you know that management won't listen to your valid viewpoint.
Not generally used in a sentence. It's just a slow deliberate motion to resign yourself to the futility of trying to be innovative in a bureaucratic system.
Manager -"Hey Jim, the paper we use isn't made in an environmentally friendly way, can you destroy it all and order 'green' paper"
Jim- (Smodding)
Acronym for Sweet Meteor Of Death. A jocular reference to a death wish.
Oh, great! Now academics are seriously talking about how Islamophobia causes climate change. SMOD ,strike me now.
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The act of smiling and nodding in response to someone's odd behavior or comment. Spelled smodding when used in gerund form.
PersonA: Then we could go get lit and jump off a bridge!
PersonB:*smods* Riiight...
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SMOD: Suck My Own Dick. this is an action taken when your girlfriend starts to get on your damn nerves. it is usually brought about by constant bitching about your hair, your dirty room, lack of trips to fancy dinners, looking at another girl (even when she's your waitress), or anytime during her period. when the bitching crosses the threshold you finally snap and are no longer willing to put up with her rediculousness...even for some well needed ass.
fuck you bitch i'll suck my own dick.
dude, stacy was getting on my nerves so i had to SMOD
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Any vulgar conversation containing dick and fart jokes or commentary referring repeatedly to Jewish suffering during the holocaust while occasionally dropping some insight into the personal lives of either Kevin Smith or Scott Mosier and/or their friends and family: Jason Mewes, Brian Johnson, Malcom Ingrim, Jennifer Schwalbach-Smith, Harley Quinn Smith, and Walter Flannigan.
Terry: Dude, did you listen to the new SModcast?
Jake: Hells yes dude...I fuckin love SMod!
Terry: What do you mean, SMod?
Jake: Any vulgar conversation containing dick and fart jokes or commentary referring repeatedly to Jewish suffering during the holocaust while occasionally dropping some insight into the personal lives of either Kevin Smith or Scott Mosier and/or their friends and family: Jason Mewes, Brian Johnson, Malcom Ingrim, Jennifer Schwalbach-Smith, Harley Quinn Smith, and Walter Flannigan.
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"i'm dating william beckett"
that's SO smod!
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