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When The lips of a vagina are particularly large, looking like a slab of Schwartz's smoked meat.
"I heard that Massé's girl has the worst smoke meat on the shore."
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To jerk off ya homie dry while wearing a disposable rubber glove until it burns off a majority of the skin and the result is pink "meat". then you give him a blowjob, so youre "smoking" it.
No homo man, but can you smoke my meat?
Im not gay, but i like smoking meat.
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Reffering to a womans pussy lips, because of its slight resemblance in colour to a smoked meat sandwich.
Montreal has the best smoked meat.
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When a male has a extremely under average penis
usually ranging to be 1-2 inches, and is constantly picked on
In some cases a female with an abnormaly above average Clitoris size
can also bean appropriate use for this term
Gay fish 1: Dude that ryan kid has a Smoke meat!!
Gay fish 2: I know I saw him walking by in the lockeroom, he's got a tic- tac In between his legs!!
Gay fish 1:haha lets pick on him like we did to logan!!
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Once a dude notices he has yanked the wang for way too long causing a dry burning sting, he then proceeds to place his smoked wang between two slices of rye bread spreaded with mustard for relief. A highly effective technique praised by Hippocratus himself, the Smoked Meat Sandwich dates back to Babylonian times where the desert’s aridity would prove quite cruel for onanists of all beliefs. Introduced to Montreal during the Twentieth Century by European Jews, the Smoked Meat Sandwich is considered a genuine art de vivre by French tourists.
Montrealer 1 : This Smoked Meat Sandwich sure hits the spot!
Montrealer 2 : God bless the Jews!
The act of sliding the penis between the butt cheeks repeatedly, in a similar fashion to titty fucking.
I was nailing this chick, then I turned her around and totally fed her a smoked meat sandwich!
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