smolden

A 6 foot 9 eminent tank of an alphamale with the best youtube channel to ever grace the human race. smolden has a gigantic penis that would obliterate any mother's pussy, but also has good morals that prevent him from disrespecting any being on the planet Earth (unless they're not subscribed to smolden). He has a heart the size of an Antonov An-225, with a great passion for flags and entertaining the people of the internet. Everybody loves smolden.

Frank: "Who's your favourite youtuber?"
Jesus: "Thats the dumbest fucking question i've ever heard. Of course it's smolden you dickwad"
Frank: "My bad, soz mate"

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Smolden Sackgrab

When you grab the sack of a femboy, and proceed to castrate them. Then you eat the balls with barbecue sauce. six to eight hours later you stew your feces with slow cooked pork and feed it back to the "Smolden"

Mitchell and I performed the Smolden Sackgrab together, he loved it