Smooth as fuck!

Jokey sarcastic sense: Not smooth at all.

Jimmy knocks down stuff with his arm after falling over a rug, but manages not to fall.
Derek: Smooth as fuck!
Jimmy: I am the smoothness itself! *laughs*

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pissed smooth the fuck off

Deep-rooted, deeply-seated (black) anger.

Regarding the LeBron James-Gisele Bundchen-Vogue-cover controversy, Jason Whitlock (Columnist for the Kansas City Star and FOXSports) writes:
I can barely keep up with when I'm supposed to be disappointed as opposed to offended as opposed to being pissed smooth the fuck off.

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Smooth Fuck

a girl that is turned on easily
a slut or chick that loves to fuck

that girl is such a smooth fuck. as soon as you touch her, she is wet.

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smooth fuck

Somebody who is very easily to convince in doin' something for you!

Don't worry about this dealer! He's a smooth fuck on the run! He'll make mistakes and than we have him!

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