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Whitlock

To choke someone by stuffing a wet sock into their mouth.

He wouldn't stop talking so he got whitlocked.

by sblantz December 1, 2010

64πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


to whitlock

Taken from noted Kansas City/FOX Sports writer Jason Whitlock who would relate race to any sports topic whether it was actually relatable or not. This term is used when someone tries to force a subject/topic into a conversation using loose relations that really has no relevance to the subject.

An example would be two people talking about their new shoes and someone were to come up and say that because those two had purchased new shoes, they are oppressing the people of Malaysia because that's where the shoes were made. Or if two people are talking about their weekend exclusively and a third party was to interject and start talking about their plans for the next weekend.

Dale: I think the Tampa Bay Rays are going to win the World Series.
Hawthorn: I went to a baseball game once as a child and was hit in the face with a foul ball. Because of this, I hate baseball and you.
Dale: Thanks for whitlocking me. Douche.
That is an example of how to whitlock someone and their response.

by 1_5_4_4_[ September 2, 2010

85πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


Whitlocked

Being in love with the six pack chiselled jawline man himself

Damn girl you really are in love with him you are whitlocked

by Lanalooz November 10, 2019


Whitlocked

When you can't win a fight against an opponent because he's a better fighter and smarter than you are than your Whitlocked

That was a horrible fight! It was over right after it started it was obvious that the guy was gonna get Whitlocked. He didn't stand a chance.

He can't fight as well so he tried to outsmart him but got whitlocked

by JaySinJay March 7, 2019


whitlock

A bet that is a lock to win thanks to a bad gambler betting the opposite.

When you know you’re going to win by fading a bad gambler.

Clay picked UCF to win by double digits, fade UCF because that’s a whitlock.

by joesize October 13, 2018

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Kane Whitlock

A gorgeous boy with medium short wavy hair and has the sweetest smile. He cares for everyone and is often very popular. He has many talents and he is absolutely perfect.

Hey, did you hear about Kane Whitlock? He’s the new kid! I've been wanting to get to know him.

by kwfan09112 July 25, 2019

24πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Izzy whitlock

something said the moment before ejaculation

girl sucks dick

β€œ oh baby I’m gonna cum”

*guy cums
β€œIZZY WHITLOCK!!!”

by Handy man peter parker August 11, 2018

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž