Smulle

A transvestite with the thickest dick in the world. Similar to Smully

Did you see the bulge in smulle's pants last night?
Yeah didn't know if it he was a smully or smulle

smulling

The art of erractically waving one's arms about in the air whilst assuming a crouched position, alternately moving knees from side to side in the opposite manner to the arms

Only a photograph or movie can describe "smulling".

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Smulled Wine

An alcoholic festive beverage made by one dipping their unwashed penis in a vessel of mulled wine. The production process is notoriously dangerous, and experienced brewers are often incapable of producing a good brew by the end of their careers, due to being chemically castrated by hot wine. Usually comes with a salty taste accompanied with cheesy undertones and a sweaty aroma.

"Oh man I'm so gonna serve up my English teacher a glass of my finest smulled wine"
"Billy had been in the smulled wine business since youth, and as a result as no reproductive organs whatsoever"

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