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A tall dark handsome man who likes bon bons and the lottery! He has a job which is totally Chandler Bing and the shortest memory span in the entire universe. He failed primary one but somehow landed himself a job in which he gets flown all over the world to design some sort of computery systemy things... And the only peice of Spanish he knows is "how much is your pussy?"
Sarah: Uh-oh I think I'm falling for that guy
Natalie: Who Chicago? He's such a smurphy!
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the virgin of the group.
lol u are a virgin murph (aka smurphy)
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A child-centred variant of Murphy's Law. Smurphy's Law posits that no plan or act can unfold properly in the presence of children. (Note: first defined by the Canadian artist Paul Walde.) Also called Smurfy's Law.
Example 1: A small, toilet-trained child will only wet themselves when it is imperative to get out the door Right Away.
Example 2: "We have planned this weekend away for one year, and now little Paolo is sick." "But Paolo never gets sick!" "He did this time. Whattareyagonnado? It's Smurphy's Law."
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Sperm that splashes and makes a mess.
He left his smurphy all over her face after she sucked him off.
Cutest 20 year old, will sell his ass for stripe of anything what’s goin, pulls mega camel normally only goes for the youngens
Just seen da smurphy on county injecting a black tar one