snakedick

A medically-recognized condition where in your penis turns into a poisonous serpent.

Tycho: "I take eleven pills a day just so I DON'T see monsters."

Gabe: "That's a lot. You get any side-effects?"

Tycho: "Yeah. Snakedick."

Gabe: "Is that really bad, or really awesome?"

Tycho: "It depends on what you want to do with your dick."

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snakedick

A highly skilled operator. Able to hide in plain sight and kill at will.

James Bond is a snakedick.

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Snakedick

When the penis sheds all of its skin, like a snake.

You better stop going to glory holes. They'll give you snakedick.

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