Snarcolepsy

Snarcolepsy is a sociological disorder that affects ones ability to control sarcasm. People with snarcolepsy experience excessive daytime wittiness and intermittent, uncontrollable episodes of biting satire during the daytime. These sudden snark attacks may occur during any type of activity at any time of the day but are usually associated with the overriding presence of bullcrap, especially the corporate kind.

Had another bought of Snarcolepsy during today's meeting. I've pretty much used up my apology bank with HR.

snarcolepsy

SNAHR-kuh-lep-see (noun)
Alt. Spelling: snarkolepsy
See also: snarcoleptic

A rare disease in which the victim suffers from severe bitchiness and has frequent and uncontrollable periods of deep sleep.

The disease is not very well-known, but will soon receive much publicity due to the film "Attack of the Snarcoleptics", where the disease is a large part of the plot.

Allan: You bitch!
Emma: Huh?

Allan falls asleep.

Emma: Oh, he must have snarcolepsy. Poor thing. I'll just let him sleep here in this dark alley. I'm sure it's safe.

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