Snarkafardolous syndrome

It's a syndrome in which you really think you have to lay one out there right where the dingle berries live but you then realize you have to hiccup and it's coming out of your left and a half earlobe socket.

Friend 1: What's that coming out of your left earlobe socket?
Friend 2: I dunno *hiccup*
Friend 1: Eww I think you have Snarkafardolous Syndrome!