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A person who demands complete devotion from a lover, but who sees them as only an occasional diversion or romantic accessory to their established routine. In other words, someone who metaphorically places their lover inside a snowglobe then sits them on top of their mantle, to be inverted on occasion, then placed back down and viewed while the plastic snowflakes settle to the bottom. After which they turn their attention to the other demands and interests in their life, without any regard for their lover’s emotional or physical needs, content in the knowledge that whenever they desire something that only a their lover can provide (e.g. affection, sex, to be wined-and-dined, conversation), that their lover is awaiting their beck and call upon their mantle.
She's just a snowglober, so don't ever expect her to bring you into her world or to care deeply about yours.
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When your friend “accidentally” grabs your balls and starts aggressively shaking them around like a snow globe .
Yo my homie just snowglobed me
when a man ejaculates into a womans mouth, and than attempts to rock her head back and forth, hence snowglobing
ay yo last night i snowglobed a bitch
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When glitter is put in the AC and heater vents inside someones car, thus turning their car into a snowglobe on a cold day
Man 1: "Hey why is there glitter in your car?"
Man 2: "One of my buddies just snowglobed me."
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When a person stands over you awkwardly and says nothing
Hey look theres chen snowglobbing
The act of ejaculating in a confined body of water whilst swimming/bathing with others. the jizz floating in the water resembles that of a snowglobe
im snowglobing my girlfriend in her parents pool tonight
A prank where you put glitter or fake snowflakes in the heater or AC of someone's car, thus on a cold or hot day their car turns into a snowglobe.
Man 1: "Why is there so much glitter in your car?"
Man 2: "One of my buddies snowglobed me last night."
Man 1: "That guy is a genius!"
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