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To mock someone, primarily through a mix of word play and/or misdirection.
Man 1: I convinced Steve the police sirens by his house were because his mom died.
Man 2: Oh shit! You really snurp't him!
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When you sneeze a burp at the same time, and in doing so its hurts like hell.
Ben had to sneeze and when he did he burped, and I said hey good snurp, and he said OUCH.
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It is a sneeze-burp. The person sneezes, then burps at the same time as the sneeze or shortly after.
"Dude!"
"What?"
"I totally snurped last night and my girlfriend broke up with me."
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noun. someone whose appearance, demeanor, and presence sucks so completely that it begins to swallow everything around them.
that snurp sucke up all the hipness from the room
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adj. snurp refers to a sucking, drinking and slurping like motion while snorting. Someone may also be called a snurp when they talk in a sucking, drinking and slurping like motion while snorting.
"This morning I snurped my cereal. Mom got mad."
"Why do you keep acting like such a snurf, I can't hear you."
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A snurp is when you burp and sneeze at the same time. Also known as a bneeze, snurps usually have a lag time between the burp and the sneeze (in any order). If really well timed, a snurp can be deadly and can make you throw up your innards. A mass snurp can end civilizations.
Chris does have the ability to produce synchronous snurps.
"By Jove", Dr. Smellford exclaimed," So it is a mass snurp which destroyed Atlantis!"
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When you sneeze and burp simultaneously.
Guy 1: hachOOO.
Guy 2: What was that man.
Guy 1: Aww I just snurped.
Guy 2: What the heck is that?
Guy 1: You know when you are in the middle of sneezing and you burp.Come on dude.
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