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Soda Chest

The painful feeling of a freshly opened soda fizzing up in your esophagus after drinking it too fast. Also referred to as carbonation heart.

Me: " Babe are you dying? Why are you clutching your chest?"
GF, gasping for air next to an empty can of diet coke,"I. Have. Soda Chest."

by xBigg_Mike February 24, 2019