A thirteen y/o virgin who has never kissed a girl, or even had sex. He lives in Pakistan and has a two inch penis, if you are interested in this hunk of man please visit:
Twitch.tv/sodapoppin
"I have never had sex and I never will, but if I find a girlfriend within this video game then my life will be complete"
-Sodapoppin
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Sodapoppin, a popular twitch streamer who usually played World of Warcraft, starting tons of memes within his community on this game such as "PYAHH!!!!" as well as "Use the shovel chance!" Which he then turned to variety streaming with games such as H1Z1, with soon to be a beloved streamer, GreekGodx (Leader of the GGX Gang) trying to leech off Sodapoppin.
(Sodapoppin playing Nekopara and shows nudity) Sodapoppin - Reads texts and says the legendary line, Aminaminamina.
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Sodapoppin is a word used to describe a man who is so scrawnly attractive that he can turn a straight guy gay or a gay guy extremely horny.
He also makes every male on Earth rethink their sexuality in some way or the other being in a straight way or not.
Person 1: Did you see Sodapoppin's stream last night?
Person 2: I could only watch 15 minutes of it before my laptop broke, But I guess it was about time I got a new one though, had last one for a month and the keyboard got all crusty and sticky.
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When someones feet are at the level of insanely bad hygiene, effects of this can be an odor that can travel through space and time (often their computer or media playing devises screens) to get people form around the world shivering in disgust. This phenomenon can not be explained by modern sciences and is for that reason highly classified but a recent leak showed cases of this phenomenon triggering so called Soda-Foot dreams i with the affected are brought into a long slumber that can be closely resembling a mixture of a bad foot fetish dream and coma.
-Have you heard about that new foot thing?
-Yeh, do you mean the sodapoppin feet, it makes me fear my phone i haven't sleept for days.
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