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Something a man thinks of when he is aroused to help him lose his erection.
My boss is so hot, I have to keep a picture of mom on my desk as a softener.
Saggy tits that are so soft and have lost all perkiness
So you hooked up with Jessica last night... Were her tits sweet little handfuls or old lady softeners?
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Nasty ass hoes that make boners go soft
Dude, you see those fat asses? They a bunch of softeners..
1. S - SMILE
2. O - OPEN POSTURE
3. F - FORWARD LEAN
4. T - TOUCH
5. E - EYE CONTACT
6. N - NOD
"soften time"
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1- A substance that is used produce soft water (water with reduced hardness). 2- A device used for the same purpose.
A water softener converts hard water, through ion exchange, into soft water. Soft water is mainly used in closed piping systems, such as heating and air-conditioning systems, to inhibit the formation of scale. Hard water, or simply tap water, is not to be confused with heavy water, which is mainly used in nuclear reactors!
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humorous term for in-car seat warmers
Dude, i'm freezing my balls off in here. Doesn't this car have stool softeners?
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An object placed upon a hard chair ( i.e. a stool ) in the form of a cushion or a similar device, used to soften the area that is sat upon. Commonly used when a person will remain stationary for extended periods of time, such as when one is gaming.
"Dude, my ass is falling asleep. Hand me a stool softener."