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Soggy Santa Hat

When one jacks off into a Santa Claus hat and then puts it on his wife's head at the family breakfast on Christmas Day.

Person 1: "Why are you showing up on my doorstep on Christmas Day."

Person 2: "Beacause I gave my wife a Soggy Santa Hat at breakfast."

Person 1: "Oh not good!"

by Hey Jack December 11, 2014

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Soggy Santa Hat

When Christmas Eve comes and you and your lover have great hot sex and the male proceeds to finish in a santa hat that the lover wears at breakfast at Christmas morning

This Soggy Santa Hat is the symbol of our love for Christmas

by Anal Tornado December 12, 2014

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