Sogndal

Capital of Vestlandet. In the year 2011, Vestlandet claimed sovereignity from Norway, became an independent country and made Sogndal it's capital. Sogndal quickly established as the center of the world, only to confirm what the remaining norwegian people had known for ages: people from Sogndal are better than rest of us.

-Hey, look at that tall, dark and handsome man, he's definitely from Sogndal!

-Yes, but what did the beautiful man say?

-Nobody knows. Only a true sogning can speak the words of Sognamaol, and only another sogning can understand him! Don't listen to closely though, or his words will charm you into a trance of lust. It's called the way of the sogning!

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