Sokoled

A situation where by almost every probability you should win, but you still lose.

A: Hey bud I saw that girl was all over you last night. How was it?

B: Terrible. We got over to her place and everything was going great then suddenly she gets a call and her grandma died.

A: You totally got sokoled

1👍 1👎

sokol

A cool ass dude, who is actually quite hot!

He has lots of male and female friends, he is always out and about, a general geezer!

A very likable guy, someone you wanna hang around with.
A mate for life.

"we throwing a bad ass party tonight"

"we gotta invite Sokol"

103👍 25👎

Sokol

It means White Boy

-Hey do you know how he looks?
-He looks Sokol as hell

2👍 5👎

Jeff Sokol

Having orange juice and pizza together. A combo made famous by the TCAP guest star of the same name.

Wow. A Jeff Sokol? Actual tap water would've been better. You gonna go assault some kids after this, you sick freak?

(to) pull a Sokol

When a girl gives you an indirect but obvious hint to sleep with her but you misread it as a coincidence and don't want to look like a rapist by making a move. Instead you look even more like an asexual incel by denying her offer.

(to) pull a Sokol
K: "Dude I was just watching Netflix with that pretty girl and she moved my hand on her tits. I didn't want to make a move because I'm not a rapist and stuff. Morals, you know, but still awkward."
T: "Bro are you just not into girls? You just pulled a big Sokol."

1👍 2👎

Jeff Sokol special

A pepperoni/salami pizza

Chris went to Planet Pizza and ordered a Jeff Sokol Special.

I wanted to make the usual Jeff Sokol special at home but my vegan date was coming over, so I used vegan pepperoni and vegan cheese instead.

16👍 1👎

(to) pull a Sokol

When a girl gives you an indirect but obvious hint to sleep with her but instead you misread it as a coincidence and you don't want to look like an idiot by making a move. Instead you look even more like an asexual incel because you just denied her the D.

(to) pull a SokolS: "Dude I was watching Netflix with that one girl and she slowly moves my hand on her tits. I didn't want to make a move because what if she didn't want that?"
T: "Bro what the hell? Are you not into girls or did you just pull a Sokol?"