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A Sonke is an amazing, mysterious person. He is clever and wise but rarely lacks control to not say something hurtful. Nevertheless, if he has his eye on you, he'll always love you. He can be emotional at times but is very caring and willing to be supportive at any moment. Sexy and known by many, a Sonke is a keeper, as he is thoroughly loyal to all his friends. Do not piss him off or hurt him, wrath is a given if so.
Person 1 "Who is he?"
Person 2 "He is a Sonke, also lady charmer"
Person 1 "I need a Sonke"
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Ice hockey move made from behind the net where the player has the puck behind the net and fakes a pass (on his forehand) up the boards without touching the puck. This usually causes the defending player (in front of the net) to move in the direction allowing the player with the puck to start skating up ice on the other side or to make an unimpeded pass. Keith Yandle (NHL defenseman) is especially known for this move--for some reason when it is successful the player who has executed the move is supposed to yell 'sonk' after making the play, and indeed Yandle will often do this following a successful sonk.
(Check out Yandle double sonking DiPauli in early January, 2020--UD won't allow a link, unfortunately)
Did you see DiPauli get double sonked by Yandle last night?
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A hockey move done behind a players own net where the player takes an instep and makes a slap shot up the boards. If the opposing player bites on it full out like hook line and sinker, the player must then yell “yea soooonk” and start busting up ice.
Can also be used in an situation in replace of sike
*opponent bites hook line sinker on fake*
“Yea Sooooonk”
Biz “You're too busy lining up kills for later”
You “Too busy sonking people”
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A cursed blue demon shaped as a hedgehog that haunts those who don't believe its existence.
Mostly found in child's room from 2-5am
Look out, Sonks coming tonight, STAY ASLEEP!
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A word primarily used at the end of a sentence to express sarcasm. The equivalent to SIKE,
Yeah, I like being married...SONK
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a small hole in the ground that is very out of place and random.
Person 1: Look this stupid little hole in the ground. Why is it there?
Person 2: The correct term for out of place hole in the ground is Sonk you dummy.
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