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The non-official official pronoun referring to any person of ANY gender. Unlike he and she, this word does not need a possessive pronoun form (such as his or her). Rather, the pronoun 'soome' simply carries an 's or s' to the word to create the singular or plural possessive pronoun, respectively. Completely bypasses the requirement for a gender-specific pronoun. Use as freely you would like. :D
Linguistically Outdated Man: Who is she?
Linguistically Outdated Woman: You mean he.
Politically Incorrect Guy: Nuh-uh, that woman is just a dyke.
Lesbian Chick: Why so slang? That dude is just a homo-sexual.
Traditional Elderly Priest: Your lustful,carnal passions shall be the cause of your damnation!
Tran-sexual Man 'on his heat': Whatever you old man. That man is mine!
Bi-sexual Girl: Guy or girl, still cute. ^_^
Pan-sexual Man: Ya, It doesn't matter. Still would bang
Omni-Sexual Person: Foursome...Way?
Toaster: 'Pling!'
Asexual Platonic Person: Not interested.
Androgynous Person (thinking): or soome would be nice as well...
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Soom soom soom
1) To describe someone who is sad,upset or emo like
2) to show that someone was talking complete rubbish
1) she was acting so "soom soom soom"the other day because her cat ran away
2) he was chatting so much "soom soom soom" I just had to block him
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To quickly move, but carefully and/or quietly.
"Where did Fred go, I didn't notice him leave?"
"He must have soomed away"
"So how was your night with John, Becky?" "I left after I uncovered his soom"
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A combination of the words 'zoom' and 'soon.' It denotes a period of time in the very near future. This is generally used in reference to periods of time between two and five seconds.
"I'm going to leave soom," remarked Tom as he was walking out the door.
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abbreviation of Smell Of Old Man. A musty smell common to elderly otherwise functioning men suspected to be a combination of denture breath, urine, & clothes that haven’t been cleaned lately and a decreased sense of smell with age which lowers self awareness.
When meeting with the professor I’m distracted by the SOOM
His SOOM is worse since his wife died.