Sophita

That little piece of shit that won’t get out of your asshole even if you’ve spent over an hour on trying to poop it out, it painfully stays there like a parasite

Tom: bruh I had diarrhea last night
Thomas: me too I had a sophita
Tommy: fuck, ain’t nothing worse than a sophita

Tim: oh shit, was it because of my mom’s chili hotdog?

Sophita

That little piece of shit that won’t leave your asshole no matter how hard you try to poop it out. Even if you spent an hour on concentrating, it will still be painfully stuck there like a sad parasite

Thomas: bruh I had the nastiest diarrhea last night
Tom: oh shit me too, I had a sophita
Tommy; damn, ain’t nothing worse than a sophita
Queen Elizabeth II: oh, was it my mom’s chili hotdog? It had that effect on people