Sophophobia

Now this is a VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERY true meaning (definitely) I mean honestly though why would it be in the dictionary if it wouldn't be true?! So yeah basically the meaning of sophophobia is is the fear of Sophs, so you are basically just scared of any person named Soph or with a name that can be shortened to Soph, so yes very relatable definitely :D

"Luke look it's Soph!"
"SHIT I-I'M SCARED OF SOPHS GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!! I-I HAVE SOPHOPHOBIA!!"
"Luke look it's just Soph there's nothing wrong about her!"
*brings Soph closer*
"AUGHHH!!"
"Bruh..."
Soph: "hi"
Luke: *runs away*
"..."