sorwhority

(Also spelled "sorority")
Members of these types of groups often partake in drug and alcohol binges, unprotected sex with multiple partners, bulimia, and general whorities. They are sluts who are content with screwing whatever walking penis happens to supply them with enough alcohol (penises get bones points for belonging to a "fraternity"). They live shallow existences, and lie to themselves about qualities like:

Being virtuous
Having honor
Being trustworthy
Having integrity
Being "ladies"

Sorwhority Skank 1: I got sooooo drunk last night!

Sorwhority Skank 2: Really? Me Too!

Sorwhority Skank 1: Did you get laid?

Sorwhority Skank 2: I don't really remember, but, probably!

Sorwhority Skank 1: Oh my God, me too!!!

Sorwhority Skank 1 & 2: Sisters!

Sorwhority Skank 1: I feel so virtuous and ladylike!

Sorwhority Skank 2: Let's go to Church!

Sorwhority Skank 1: OK!!!

Sorwhority Skank 2: Can I copy your (insert random upper division comm. class here) homework afterward?

Sorwhority Skank 1: Sure! What do I care about academic integrity?

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Sorwhore

Sorwhores are part of a sorwhority. They make people think they are the ideal woman with their perfectly processed hair, perfectly plastic body parts, perfectly fake tans, and perfectly idiotic and ignorant minds. Their daddy's are seriously proud of them and reward them with tons of cash that they aimlessly spend on their identical outfits, booze, and diet pills. They "accidentally" drink too much at the fraternity houses and "accidentally" engage in sexual activity, giving them the name "sorwhores." Except the difference between them and real whores is the fact that sorwhores do not get paid, they have to pay.

Look at that group of sorwhores leaving the frat house." "They must have had a rough night.

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