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Southern women appreciate their natural assets:
Clean skin. A winning smile.
That unforgettable Southern drawl.
Southern women know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, sir."
"Why, no, Billy!"
Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions:
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your Momma?"
Southern women know their summer weather report:
Humidity
Humidity
Humidity
Southern women know their vacation spots:
The beach
The beach
The beach
Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August:
Summer tans
Colorful hi-heel sandals
Strapless sun dresses
Southern women know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Shugah
Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Gone With The Wind
Southern women know their religions:
Baptist
Methodist
Football
Southern women know their country breakfasts:
Red-eye gravy
Grits
Country ham
Mouth-watering homemade biscuits with momma's homemade jelly
Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
Charleston
(Chawl'stn)
Savannah (S'vanah)
New Orleans (N'awlins)
Atlanta (Addlanna)
Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform.
Men in tuxedos
Rhett Butler, of course!
Southern women know their prime real estate:
The Mall
The Country Club
The Beauty Salon
Southern women know the four deadly sins:
Having bad hair and nails
Having bad manners
Cooking bad food
Wearing too much makeup in the summer
Southern women know men may come and go, but friends are fahevah!
Southern belle's are a true God givin gift to the world, and of your a northern transplant, well just bless your heart, fake it! We all know that you got here as fast as you could!
A few perfect southern belle's are:
Scarlet O'Harah
Melanie Hampton
All the ladies off of Steel Magnolias
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Main Entry: Southern Belle
Part of Speech: Noun
Definition: A beautiful and charming woman from the Southern United States. A Southern Belle possesses an undeniable natural charm, has a warm and dazzling smile, and impeccable manners, calling each person she encounters 'sir' or 'ma'am' regardless of their age or position. A Southern Belle can be recognized by her unforgettable Southern drawl, unstinting hospitality and graciousness, and her recognition as Football as a part of her religion. Southern Belles are recognized as one of God's greatest creations and continously overshadow women from Northern US States.
"Look at Reese Witherspoon. She's flawless and brilliant. Look at her smile, look at her charm! I feel mezmerized by her!"
"Of course you do, she's from Tennessee."
"And what does that have to do with anything?"
"It has everthing to do with it! She's a Southern Belle!"
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God's greatest creation ever. The most beautiful women in the world.
"You're beautiful." "I know. I'm from the South."
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A female from the Southern United States; Usually implies that the female in question possess both beauty, charm and style, while having a core of strength, intelligence and wit.
Can also imply that the female named also has a tendencey to utilise all her cahrm, intellect and style in order to have others - Not exclusively male- to perform unpleasant tasks for her. However, a real southern bell will in fact perform msot such tasks herself.
" Dolly Parton runs her own business, plays several instruments, acts and writes, making her a modern southern bell."
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The 10 Commandants for Southern Belles
1.Never cuss in front of your Mamma or your mammy.
2.Your daddy (and Rhett Butler) is always the perfect man.
3.Never wear white after Labor Day or before Easter.
4.Never try to pass faux pearls for real ones at any special event. (especially your debut)
5.Always say yes mama and yes sir. No matter who you are talking to.
6.Never go out without "putting your face on" because you never know who you will see
7.Never pretend to be drunker than you really are.
8.Never smoke at a country club, on the street, or anywhere besides your house or at a very close friend's house
9.Never forgive yankees. (just remember you could be Scarlet O Hara if they had not have won the war)
10.NEVER accept the defeat by the enemy
Southern Belles are god's gift to earth.
Southern Belles Always...
drink sweet tea
Watch Steel Magnolias
Read Gone with the Wind
Hate Yankess!!!
Examples of Southern Belles are... Scarlet O'Hara, Melanie Wilks, All the women in Steel Magnolias and Yaya Sisterhood. and most true Saint Marys girls.
always remember...
WWMD- What Would Melanie Do
WWSD- What Would Scarlet Do
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A common mis-spelling of Southern Belle.
A woman of Southern United States Ancestory stretching from Texas, Kentucky, Viginia and Florida.
Usually this word is used by a woman describing herself during pen pal, text or email conversations.
What type of person are You? " Oh...I'm a real Southern Bell".
A Southern Bell is sweet down home woman that makes lemonade and sweet tea for her man when he comes home all sweaty from a hard days work while she stays home and bakes biscuits.
A Southern Bell uses southern slang to give an appearance of sincerity or endearment by referring to someone as; Sweety, Baby, Sugar or Honey.
A Southern Bell never sweats.
A Southern Bell is the same as a Southern Gal.
New Age Southern Bell's do not use the term "Well...I declare!"
What type of person are You? " Oh...I'm a real Southern Bell".
Roots and where you came from. Not afraid to speak their minds and if really mad, they are ready to fight no matter what. Never mess with another girls Belle sister or they will both come after you! Also can't stand cityslickers!!!
Kendall and Zamora are southern Belle sisters <3
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