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Friendzoned sidekick; human bank account
Girl 1: "Wanna go out tonight?"
Girl 2: "I wish! But Im broke af..."
Girl 1: "I'll just invite Colin, he'll buy us drinks!"
Girl 2: "Yasss bitch. I wish I had a soyfriend like that!"
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A man that used to be a boyfriend, until another man punches his girlfriend in the face and the now soyfriend didn't do jack shit about it.
Dude, did you see that girls boyfriend let that other man just punch her in the face like that?
He her soyfriend now.
A man that is young enough/old enough to be both son and boyfriend to an older woman.
She is 40 and her soyfriend is 19.
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