Spaccurate

When someone is extremely specific and accurate.

You can't dip cornbread in things because it just crumbles. It's like when you go to use the butter, but it was last used for toast and the person didn't get enough butter the first time so they went back for more, and now there's all those unappealing crumbs staring at you. That's what you do to yourself when you dip cornbread.

Ok, that's spaccurate.