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The act of docking when performed by 3 or more men- creating a circular structure with multiple docking bays.
If the act is performed by three men of different nationality it is known as an ISS, or International Space Station. Not to be confused with the artificial satellite currently in low earth orbit.
Michael felt like he was missing out when he saw Shane and Mitch docking, but fortunately Shane suggested he join in so they can make a Space Station.
A sex act in which every orifice in the female body is penetrated by a foreign object (generally a cock)--resulting in what looks remotely like a space station with it's many protruding shafts and cylinders.
Ben: Hey bro, what do you think about that brunette broad in the corner drinking the Schlits?
Zach: Dude, I'd get a dome-piece, but that's it.
Dominic: I say we take her behind the dumpster and give her a space station!"
Steve: That'd be mad dope bro, mad dope.
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Sleeping longer than a typical nap, but shorter than you usually would overnight.
Luke: I just took such a long nap.
Obi: How long was it?
Luke: Like, 4 hours...
Obi: That's no nap, it's a space station!
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The greatest autism simulator ever created
Last time I played Space Station 13 I built a 100 Megawatt engine. It blew up 10 seconds later.
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Your objective: Survive on the most dangerous space station-sci fi simulator. What is your biggest enemy there? Xenomorphs? Space Dragons? The AI? Clowns? ADMEMES? No...it is literally every fucking player (autist). Go and do your job, which will last from an hour in a place like virologist (if you do not instantly set loose corrupted blood v.2 and get beaten into a bloody pulp by everyone until they cough out their lungs), to several minutes like security (get beaten up by the clown), scientist (get beaten up by security), clown (get beaten up by everyone) or medbay worker (get your department blown up in 5-10 minutes). Aside these there also are antagonists. They can be lame and undefeatable (like a halfway intelligent scientist making spiders or a botanist planting kudzu in arrivals), to fun for some time and rather challenging (a chad wizard or a nightmare roaming the station) to epic battles destroying half the station but needing every ressource usable (like a xenomorph attack with an epic ripley-queen duel or cargo-revolutionaries against sec and sci). Due to the incompetence, enorm tryharding or complete randomness (e.g. setting the AI back to normal, deleting catpeople out of the list of humanoid beings and starting another great weeb purge) of many players, the gods who created this game invented the function, that the players decide when a station is ready to be left and marooning half the loyal nantotrasen workers on the biohazardous wreck in the process.
"Space Station 13, a marvellous, unique and incredibly shitty game, 10/10 don't play it"
- A literal god
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A rundown, government-subsidized rental unit that constantly requires costly maintenance. Usually occupied by sketchy foreigners whose names do not appear on the lease. Keeps the folks at NASA employed. What better use of an aerospace engineering degree than to be in charge of unclogging space toilets?
MIT-Educated NASA Engineer: The international space station is calling again.
Decorated Air Force Pilot: I'll prepare for launch.
MIT-Educated NASA Engineer: Don't forget the space plunger.
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