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A slang term for ejaculate or cum. To be put in odd places for revenge.
My boss doesn’t like me, I don’t like my boss. I don’t like coffee, my boss does.
Mate, you wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve spaffed in him coffee maker at work. Brings a smile to my face every time I see him take a sip.
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Boris Johnson defines spaffed as 'the spending of public money on non-recent child abuse investigations'.
“You know, £60m I saw was being spaffed up a wall on some investigation into historic child abuse and all this kind of thing. What on earth is that going to do to protect the public now?”
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To ejaculate violently; specifically, with wanton and reckless disregard for direction or focus.
Spaf in my face you alsatian-loving scrag wrench.
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The sound it makes when a penis slaps against face.
S-slapping
P-penis
A-against
F-face
Will was totaly being gay so he got spaf'd
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1.) The past tense verb formation of “Spaff” aka “To Spaff Something”: which means “To do it well.”
2.) To create utter chaos while snacking.
Originated and used by British Youtube Star Jamie Spafford & fellow members of SORTEDFood.
JAMES: “Aww, I Spaffed it.”
JAMIE: “You’ve done it well.”
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Spaffing: womens version of "cumming" and masterbation.
Hannah Spaffed over a picture of John.
"oh yes, i'm spaffing" Hannah says as she climaxed.
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