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A spenis is a spoon shaped penis. This is usually achieved by hitting your dick into a desk until it becomes spoon shaped. Then you can begin plunging into the world of spenising. You can spenis grandmas and pudding all the same.
Grandma: Damn that is quite the spenis
You: Thanks grams, this took some serious desk smashing to achieve.
Pudding: I love the way you plunge into me with your spenis.
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Spenis is a term given to a person who's a sick cunt. Spenis' are sigma as fuck and are cool and awesome to be around. There IQ is higher then Albert Einstein and they become millionaires really quick. Spenis is sigma and only pulls 10s which he then uses to make him money. Fuck everyone get money says Spenis.
A short person who everyone bullies but we all love him deep inside.
He can also take a lot of damage to his ego, but somehow still has a big one.
Love you 😘
"Look over there, he looks like a spenis"
"Your ego is big for such a spenis"
A phallic creature created with the Spore Creature Creator.
Most of these creatures are made to dance in ways that cause their protrusions to wobble joyfully.
Also known as Spore Penis Creatures.
Wow, that's a pretty rad Spenis you've created there, now make it dance.
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