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Slang term. Stands for "Spontaneous Erection" and is used to casually let a friend know that you can't stand up due to certain circumstances. This definition was first used in Mukilteo, Washington in a high school calculus class and was invented while doing physics homework at the Lee household.
"Eddie, Edward, wait... Sper..."
"Oh... hurry up."
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The webbing and/or skin located in-between your index finger and thumb. It is insanely squishy and stretchable.
Person1: Imagine if you got a paper cut on your sperring!
Person2: Wow, that would suck.
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A name used to refer to the combination of Jasper Hale (from the Twilight series) and Jackson Rathbone, who plays Jasper in the movie Twilight. This term is specific to the movie character, as opposed to just Jasper, or just Jackson Rathbone. Often the word is misspelled due to omission of the exclamation point.
Did you see paparazzi Jack!sper in the new MTV Twilight interviews?
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evil doctor. he yells at kids, and is in contact with ashdina. pulls chidrens hair, and has 3rd degree wedgies. yummm. said the famous historical quote, "THE WORLD IS ABOUT TO END"
Dr. Sper told the children to fling their lips at Captian Govner.
When you cum into a shot of fireball and drink it.
My wife tied me to a chair and made me do a Sper-ire shot