well sam I'll tell ya you shuld rinse those sperds you taste like ca
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Person 1: I love to play FOOTBALL, but then i also love to play Computer games!
Person 2: That makes you a Sperd!
Person 1: A Wha?
Person 2: A Sporty Nerd!
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In between classes. A cross between "special" and "nerd", so therfore someone who is in the normal class. Can be insulting.
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Like sperm, but dumb. They are faster than your run-of-the-mill sperm, but carry one less chromosome. A man's sperd count is inversely related to his intelligence. This phenomenon explains how smart parents sometimes produce dumb offspring, and why dumb fathers often create dumb kids.
Alan: Man, my son is such an idiot. He must be one of those sperd kids.
Mike: Have you ever considered that maybe you only produce sperd, Alan?
Alan: Well what's that supposed to mean?
Mike: Exactly.
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somebody who’s stretched out or got thot cock
Girl 1: he was fuccin with 23 girls at the same time!
Girl 2: HE A FUCCIN SPERD