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After handling peppers or other extremely hot substances, using the restroom without thuroughly washing your hands in between. A very painful affair.
Wash your hands after cutting up that habanero son, or else you'll get spicy dick!
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the most clever thing that can be carved into a bar of old spice soap.
look i carved a y on the end of spice and i carved dicks at the end how funny is that
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When you accidentally touch your dick with something hot and you have to cool it off and you think of milk, the milk immediately becomes Spicy Dick Milk
Man: I was seasoning some food and some fell onto my penis and it was so spicy that I had to stick it in some milk
Other Man: Thats called Spicy Dick Milk.
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