Spiflicated

Adjective
State of intoxication

"Man, have you seen his girlfriend, I'd be spiflicated all the time if I was dating that nasty pile of shit!"
"I heard that!"

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spiflicate

a light-hearted term for punishment (generally of a child), where that punishment is not intended to be carried out

"If you don't stop pushing your carrot sticks up your nose, Johnny, I'm going to spiflicate you"

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Spiflicate

1. To deal with someone violently and thoroughly, causing irreversable damage.

2. Used as an empty threat for children.

1.
Person 1: "Yo mang, I'm gunna pull you's vocal chords out of yo trap and strangle you wit dem."
Person 2: "Try it and I'll spiflicate you."
Person 3: "Ooooooooh!!!"

2.
Looking back on her childhood, Billy-Jo realized she had been silly to live in fear and terror of the often promised 'spiflication' at the hands of her stepfather.

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spiflication

Complications possibly arising from smoking weed

spiflication confusion arising from a foggy stoned head. pleasantly surprised by ones own brilliance. Totally spiflicated by that concept.