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splap

The sound a penis makes when it slaps someone on the forehead.

Grifter splapped Blackrose when he was in Texas, while she was DJing.

by Candi Apple March 31, 2009

25πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


splap

verb.-to take a dump in the woods

I just splapped by the highway.

by Buffme Like Itshot March 3, 2005

13πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


splap

A confection comprised of chocolate, caramel and biscuit, characterised by its 'big lump' shape.

Holy crap guys, I'm hungry for some splap.

by Man-Hank April 26, 2008

4πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Splap

The noise of a turd emitted by the anal cavity of any fat person hitting the toilet water, creating splashback.

I can hear Laura splapping from here!

Laura does enjoy a good splap.

SPLAP ON YOUR FACE.

I have splapped everywhere.

Laura splaps three times a day.

Laura smells a bit splappy.

by Splap-master Splap February 1, 2009

11πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Splap

The act of ejaculating into a hand and then slapping someone across the face with it.

I splapped the bitch across the face.

by THe NoMaD May 1, 2015

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Splap

Splap meaning β€œShit” in other words, is the wetter version of poop that ends up splatting all over the bowl. Usually smelling worse.

I just took a big fat Splap, it went everywhere this time.

by Kimbayung January 7, 2023