splaque

The buildup of semen a woman gets in between her teeth after giving a blowjob.

Dude, I'm not kissing her. She still has a bunch of splaque from the party last night.

Splaque Splushe

The act of performing oral sex on an inanimate object.

Oh wow, that lamp is so Splaque Splushe-able.

Splaque

The stuff that sticks to your mirror while flossing.

That steak was delicious but man I had a lot splaque while flossing tonight.