Splattery

Like flattery. If you use splattery on someone, you're trying far too hard to flatter/suck up to them, and it's really obvious. It can get extremely annoying, and is only when it's done sarcastically/on purpose.

Splattery user: "Wow, you're SOOOOO pretty!! Like a bunch of flowers!! Prettier than anyone EVVVVEEEERRRRRR!!!" (Sarcastically)
Person: um ok

splattery hots

Earth shaking, mind-bended, knee quaking diarrhea with a burning sensation. Similar to molten lava pouring from your anus.

After he had spent the night eating jalapeños with hot sauce and binge drinking, Steve woke up with the splattery hots and thought he was going to die.

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