Clifford Splayd

A spork that old ladies people like to define as a Splayd.

I'm having soup and steak tonight. I will have to use my Clifford Splayd because sporks are not real.

splayd

The combination of spoon, fork and knife.

Conveniently replases knoon and spork.

Hey, your utensils are outdated. Everybody uses splayds by now.

splayd

A eating utensil That combines a spoon, a fork and a knife.

All I need to eat this steak and soup combo is my trusty Splayd