Splirt

The last sip remaining out of a beer bottle. This substance is often mistaken for beer, but usually consisits of 99% saliva.

Kyle - "Hey, would like the last sip out of my beer Brad?"
Brad - "Heck no! I don't want your splirt!"

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splirt

To Leave

Ah Shit, the police...i'm about to splirt still.

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splirted

To splash or spread some type of liquid around.

Loren: Damn, Veronica!
Veronica: Que?
Loren: You splirted your drink everywhere!

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dick splirt

one who ejaculates from his peepee.

-during intercourse-

jenny:-surprised- what was that?
greg: oh, i might've dick splirted.

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