Split Ends

Something girls constantly bitch about.

OMG I have split ends!
OMG really?? Me too!

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Split Ends

When one goes to piss and it comes out in two streams.

This usually occurs after one has ejaculated and the cum has dried in the dick hole.

John: "WTF is all over the bathroom?!?!?!"
Bob: "Sorry dude, i got Split Ends"

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split ends

Something only American girls can worry about.

omg i gotz split ends wut em i gunna do im not prtty anuff

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Split end

what u call someone who u want to cut off

“You know my main , John?” “Yeah why?” “He cheated on me, so now he’s just a split end.”

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Split end

2 meanings for this one:

1. Something to do with female hair idk

2. When your condom breaks

1. "O. M. G! Alyssa babes I have split endsss. EWWW!!!"

2. *working his magic in the bedroom* "Ah shit my Jimmy's popped again... sorry about that, Lucy. Let's hope that split

end doesn't make your boi a dad. U can call me daddy Sam though" ;)

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Split ends

Apparently they can be called fish tails

*texts* OMG I LOVE CUTTING MY SPLIT ENDS. 'LOL. what are they?' THEY'RE LIKE...WHITE FISH TAILS.

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Split End

When ones penis has "split".

"Oh shit. Ive got a split end after fucking your maws face last nite"

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