the act of vomiting, trying to hit a target, while sitting naked in a chair.
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splorg; n.;
The contents of a container of semen that has aged for at least two years. The material should have the consistency of congealed yogurt, and smell like death.
Guy 1: Dude, your room smells like death.
Guy 2: Oh yeah, that's just my jar of splorg I've been keeping since I was 13.
Guy 1: What the fuck, man?
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When two people are talking with the intention of eventually becoming exclusive, but everyone knows that they like eachother so they it's kind of annoying that they're not dating yet.
Ally: "Are you and John dating yet?"
Liz: "No, we're just talking"
Ally: "That's a lie. You guys are splorging."
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a name for an epic and dogged out car (preferably navy)
ayo, do you wanna take da splorg to walmart instead of the truck?
Similar to "fap", "shlik" and "slodge", a sexual onomatopoeia used to describe the act of deep-throating (or deepthroat fucking) one's penis and choking on it. Can more often than not provoke vomit or vomiting reflex.
*splorge* *splorge* *splorge* GHAAAAWWK- *panting*
A goop creatrue, mostly opaque. Can come in many different colours with the weakness of 'blue'. The splorges have thier own city with statues of great splorges such as the splorge 'Decayor of Creation'.
They can Morth and shape thier body to will, and will eat anything in thier path.
1- "Hey what is that goop?"
2- "That goop is a splorge"