When the turds splurge everywhere.
shit hits the fan, the turds can't stop coming. #2020turdsplurge
Someone's gonna splurge in ur turd, turd in ur splurge. Hot.
You're a nuisance, you cause trouble and that makes you a stinky turd.
I also tell my dog he's a turd splurge whenever he tries to eat squirrels !! >:((
"Dude, I'm gonna cause a TURD SPLURGE !!"
"Awesome man, I turded in ur butthole last night !"
When you’re going number 2 and you can’t stop pooping.
Man, I just splurge turded so much in that bathroom, it wouldn’t stop!