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Credit: South Park
Blaming a Spooky Ghost after getting caught blowing your load over yourself whilst watching Brazilian Fart Porn.
Randy: It was a Spooky Ghost
a person that despises coloured people
white guy: yo virgins losers lol ur all so pathetic
spooky ghost: hello nice man
colored guy: good evening
spooky ghost: die
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The act of choking a woman unconscious during sex, then finishing on her while she is out and when she wakes you blame it on a spookyghost.
Tonight I gave Rebecca the spooky ghost.
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Hold on guys give me a couple more minutes to finish frosting the spooky ghost
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When your guy has a dick that goes out at night and fucks all kinds of random things and comes back home right before the sun comes up just to clime into bed next to you with Herpes…
Person-1”Hey you know what happened last night?“
Person-2“No what happened?”
Person-1”Dee came home and gave me a Spooky-scary-ghost-dick!”
Person-2”you know you can sue him for that, right?”
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