Spoon or Poon?

A question to be asked by friends / family or flatmates in order to ascertain what activities the person in question may have engaged in during a 'sleepover'

(Where the person in question simply spooned their sleepover buddy)
"So friend, spoon or poon?"

"A simple spoon mate"

(Where the person in question 'pooned' i.e shagged their sleepover buddy)

"So friend, spoon or poon?"

"Definitely a poon dude, took a trip to pound town"

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spoon before poon

the act of cuddling another before completing the performance of a lifetime

Greg: dude, did you shag her last night?
George: naa we did the good old spoon before poon
Greg: classic

spoon poon

Having sex with a female who had only planned on spooning with you.

Sometimes the result of friends of the opposite sex getting drunk together and wanting to fuck something before bed.

"I started off passing out next to Ashley, yada, yada, I got me some spoon poon."

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Spoon Pooned

When 2 girls preferably one short brunette jew and one average sized blonde vegetarian shout 'SPOON' , tackle a vitim from both in front and behind in the vertical spooning position- i.e. snugalling into them with crotch forced forward.

If victim tackled is unaware of being targeted for spooning, then they have been spoon pooned.

Licia: Spoon!!!

points in direction of tramp in ally way outside lazer quazer

Verity: I'd tap that!

Both girls dive and spoon the man, one from in front and one from behind!

Both: You've been spoon pooned!!

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