Sporkfucker

1: Someone who makes up pointless words, and then defines them with esoteric references and obscenities.

2: Someone who attempts sexual intercourse woth a spork, usually resulting in extreme bodily harm.

1: "For making this definition, I am likely a Sporkfucker, but I believe it was worth it."

2: "I, am a sporkfucker. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go to the hospital."

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SporkFucker

1) One who engages in sexual relations with Spoon-Fork combination eating utensils.
2) Magna Kaser of #gplus

1) That guy is a sporkfucker and has numerous spork children.
2) Magna Kaser is a real sporkfucker because he fucks sporks.

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SporkFucker

One who engages in sexual relations with Spoon-Fork combination eating utensils.

That guy is a sporkfucker and has numerous spork children.